Viral - lift and carry

“Adults don’t need babysitting.” I protested as my wife decided to leave me in charge of her best friends’ daughter. We were visiting and my wife and her bestie decided to go have a girls night. Ritika, her besties daughter was like my niece niece. She had medical exams she needed to prepare for. They decided somehow to make me watch her to make sure she doesn’t get any boys home or waste too much time.

I decided to stay and watch tv. It was a quiet evening until I heard music upstairs. I went up and knocked , the music was too loud so she didn’t answer . I knocked harder and she turned the music down and opened the door up . She was standing there with a sports crop top and shorts, drenched in sweat. I gulped seeing her. I know she was also a grown up almost but didn’t notice how good her body looked. Hot and sweaty , her shoulders had a good bulge, her abs were defined , her legs …… her legs were long and thick. She moved closer snapping me out of thought and said said “yes, jijaji” . I always found that term too archetypal especially as it was inaccurate (I was like her uncle not brother in law). I said “Rrr rrr Ritika… , ccc can you turn the music down , aren’t you supposed to be studying”. I dont generally stutter but something was up. She turned around and looked at the stereo and back at me. Her hair got in her face, she just blew her hair off her face and moved closer . “Was just blowing off some steam”, she said tilting her head. I noticed her immaculate make up and got lost again . She snapped her finger and raised her eyebrow and said “omg, you’re into me, that’s so inappropriate.” I snapped out and said “yes, no….no” . 

She laughed and said “I am kidding” putting me to ease. I felt exposed and controlled, just wanted to end the conversation and go down. “Tell you what ?, you come in my room and switch off the music - I’ll study for 3 hours or I’ll continue dancing around and tell my mom and aunty that you couldn’t discipline me.” I froze hearing those words. It doesn’t matter what she tells them but somehow I was drawn to challenge number 1 if it was even a challenge . I thought switching off music is in best interest of the girl. I stepped in slowly as she moved back. The techno beat was slow as I moved towards the stereo and she walked back as if we were dancing . I was an arm’s length of the speaker and raised my arm to turn it off when she got her hands on my chest and gave me a forceful push. The push sent me several steps back and made me lose balance and fall on my back. She giggled and said “you thought it’ll be easy ?”. Bruised ego and annoyed, I got up and tried to push her the same way , she caught my hands instead. In a test of strength, she made instense eye contact and started walking forward. My legs couldn’t dig in the floor to resist as she walked me all the way back . She nodded her head in disapproval as she saw me struggle to get my hands free. She was shorter and looked up at me with pity as she started pushing me down until we were same height , and then down on the floor . 

She pinned me down with both my hands near my ears. I was struggling hard with my grunts but that pure strength was too much for me. She slowly tucked my arms under her legs leaving my upper body defenseless. She put her fingers on my cheeks as I tried to snake my body to no results. “Tch tch tch tch ……so weak , how old are you ?” She asked disparagingly….. I continued to struggle as she took her phone out and casually looked me up . “Omg you’re 40!”. I looked at her in terror. “I just beat up a 40 year old ! Haha” she smirked. “Stop it!” I protested. She went on tiktok and started a live where she first described how I tried to ask her to study and then she beat me up , and she flipped her screen and then showed my struggle off” replies and likes started pouring in . “What a wuss” “look at him trying” “weakling” “lol”. I stopped struggling in horror when she said let’s make it interesting - suggest what I should do and I’ll take contributions. 

“$5 for a slap” . One comment read . She took no time and struck me hard on my right. Her phone showed $5 Venmo received. “$50 if you can put lipstick on him”, she , while pinning me, reached for her bag and got a red lipstick off, held my head stable and applied lipstick to me . Her phone showed $50 Venmo . “How do we know he is not in on it, let him go and subdue him again live $100” argh , she set her phone on the chair as she got up. I got up and moved away from her and ran towards the door only she was in between the door and me . I made a fist and shot a punch that she dodged and grabbed my neck from behind , with ease she threw me on the floor again I tried to get up and she kicked me down and then put her foot on my back. I tried to push up but couldn’t as she power posed earning her another Venmo. “Throw full face of make up on her ….lol him $200” she dragged me by my collar and threw me on the couch as she got her make up kit from the vanity, she sat on my lap with her legs astride pinning me as she held my face with one hand applying make up all the way from foundation to eyeliner to blended blush . She poses with her arm around my neck and earned more moolah.

“Carry him like a princess $250”, she got up and reached with her arms around my back and under my knees and to my amazement stood up. I put my arm around her back and crouched for comfort as she walked around. Many $$$ came in as I kinda started enjoying this. “Is that a smile ?” She teased, I blushed and dug my face in her bosom. She showed me off some more until one message came to push me overhead . She put me down. I was standing , looking ridiculous in full face make up as she picked me up across her shoulder as I faced the ceiling. Not as comfortable anymore, I started screaming which drew a lot of laughs in her followers “he sounds like a goat” . She exhaled and pushed me over her head as I was inches away from the ceiling . Money poured in as she let me go. My heart stopped as I thought my back will break with a thud , expecting the floor anytime to my surprise, her arms caught me and slowed me down as she got me in a cradle again. I hugged her like a child as she then dropped me on the floor but that was manageable distance. A comment asked her to flex and my jaw dropped looking at her bulging bicep so defined. I crawled back in fear of this young dynamite powerhouse of a woman when I realized I was really close to the speaker that started it all. I unplugged it stopping the music.

She just looked at me and I got so scared , I crouched up expecting fury. She handed me a make up removing wipe and said “fair is fair” and pulled her chair and grabbed her pencil and started studying as if nothing happened .

I got up with an achy back and removed the make up and went downstairs mortified. 

The bell rang  and the ladies were back. Thank god ! They were drunk and asked if anything happened , I said “nothing”, my wife came up to me and kissed me tight and within the kiss picked me up in a front lift to my surprise. That became a bear hug and she laughed and said - “nothing?”, she bearhugged  me crushing me one one side and then the other and laughed as her bestie said “we saw everything !”

Beyond Embarrassed , I broke out in tears as my wife consoled me that it’s okay. 

That was wild. Hope it didn’t go viral!