SRK vs Sonakshi 2023

Therapist: How long has it been ?

SRK: 8 years. 

Therapist: It’s time to let go, compartmentalize your fear in your brain. You have come so far. You’ve made a comeback. You’re fitter than ever. I am sure this sonaq..

SRK: Sonaquest 

Therapist: yeah, this sonaquest is a figment of your imagination. You had a less than respectable movement at that award ceremony and she in her youth, beat you. This doesn’t mean Sonakshi Sinha goes around emasculating men. She is just a girl. You’re stronger than her , and way more powerful. Always remember. That’s our time. 

SRK: thank you ! 

As SRK drove back from his therapist back to mannat. He  saw a poster of his recent success “pathaan” where audiences cheered as he beat up a guy three times his size ans romanced a woman taller than him. His insecurities were driven away as he drove with panache. He reached his palatial residence and saw a Range Rover parked outside. He went in and saw in his living room, he had a guest - it was Sonakshi sinha. She was glowing, no longer even trying to look thin. Her bulk was evident, she was broad but confident. She got up matching eyes with him and said hugged him. Her hug was tight enough to knock wind off him. He was over getting intimidated so he hugged her back a bit tight to show how hard he has worked out in last few years. Sona said “wow sir, you’re very fit now.”. They talked as they drank some tea. She wanted him to cameo in her new movie. He asked what it was about. There was no contention until he said no because he has done too many free cameos. 

Sona’s expression seemed neutral from happy but she didn’t look pissed. She said “I was expecting ki sir bina drama ke we can do this , the movie shows a good cause- it is also about body positivity and agism”. SRK replied “fuck body positivity, everyone can be fit and fuck agism, main 57 hoon” . She tried to reason how agism affects women more as women over 35 don’t get that many movies. SRK said “not my problem, movies nahi mil rahi to kuch aur kar lo, age is just a number”. Her expression became sterner as he was being a complete douche. “Sir number hai to aap kyun 35 year old ladki se dobara pitna chahte Ho”. He erupted “kya bola”. Tensions were flying. 

Gauri came in the room and called SRK for a bit to interrupt and in private said “Shah rukh, kya kar rahe ho , wo maregi fir se…”. Srk was unable to believe how his wife of so many years didn’t believe he could take this nobody nepo baby. Gauri explained - “last time it didn’t look good , aur yeh Priyanka nahi hai ki ruk jayegi- tumne sonaquest ke bare me nahi suna”. There was that word again “Sonaquest - what the fuck is sonaquest, Gauri, tum log itne stupid rumors pe kaise believe kar sakte Ho. Look at her , she isn’t a conqueror. I was drunk last time she b…. But today - I am angry” he said and went to the room again. 

Sona completed the last sip of her tea . He entered the room and said “aeee abhi isi waqt mere ghar se niklo”. She got up and he got his face really close to hers to intimidate her. She let out a sigh and said “never meet your heroes”. It looked like she was going away but she she threw her large forehead in his face. He stepped back to collect himself, angry he looked at her. She signaled “come on” with her fingers . He attacked her and they locked arms . He was overwhelmed by the woman’s raw strength as she pushed against him dragging him across the room. Her fingers intertwined with his as she twisted his hands mercilessly. She let go of his hands. He tried to attack her again, she stepped apart and hit his ear making it ring, he came again and she grabbed his shoulder judo threw him across her through the glass table. She grabbed him by the collar and got him on his feet and punched him straight in face and then on chest. She made him run into him . Her body was soft but her frame was massive making him fall back on the sofa. 

He called security. She rolled her eyes as they came with tasers, sticks, and guns. She walked to the door and let the taser and stick guy go and took down the guns guy , disarming him, unloading the gun and throwing away the barrels. She blocked the taser with the gun guy, picked him up on her shoulders and threw him straight on stick guy. One stick guy hit her on her shoulder but the stick broke. She grabbed the helpless guy with broken stick by his arm and broke it across her leg neutralizing ark’s security. 

Srk was gone. He ran through his palace to the kitchen, he grabbed a rolling pin and he saw her walking to him , he threw it and she caught it, not breaking eye contact, she broke the rolling pin into two. He ran to aryan’s room and found a aluminum baseball bat. He hid behind the door as she came in but also suspected him there and caught his bat attack mid way. As she held the bat in his hands with superior grip she grabbed the other end of it and directed the bat to her thigh slowly and with intense eye contact, proceeded to bend the metal over her knee. She used the bent aluminum to hook the bat on his neck and dragged him like a dog to the atrium.

She whistled loudly as aryan , Suhana and Gauri assembled in horror watching their father and husband being woman handled . She removed the bat and threw it at aryan’s feet and held SRK by his neck lifting him in a throat lift. “Family members, look at your “king”, see kids this happens if you don’t respect women”- she professed. She dropped him as he dropped to his knees. “Sorry sorry sona “ he said and she let him grovel - “sorry sona mam”. “Mam ?” She laughed “nahi nahi sir , yeh to mera farz tha aapko sikhana, ab aap cameo free me karoge ya mannat ke bahar wale fans ko bhi aapka yeh face dikhaun ?”. Srk shook his head no “cameo nahi , I’ll produce a whole movie , bas mujhe chodd do” he groveled hugging her lower body. She hosited him up and picked him up in a cradle and carried him to a bedroom. Her and Gauri cleaned his wounds and put him to bed. 

“Bhabhi chalti hoon” she said taking her leave. Gauri asked “so ye tha sonaquest ?” While sona was opening door for her car. Sona closed the door and nodded and smiled “kabhi itna, Kabhi Kabhi iss se thoda zyada, sab ki limit alag hai ”. Gauri repeated “sab?” Sona smiled and raised her eyebrows as Gauri curiously said “shahid ? Ajay ? Akshay ? Salman ?” 

Sona winked and drove away leaving the star wife flabbergasted. She had to nurse her husband’s body and ego again for a fight she advised against. Typical !