A jog during COVID 19

 The world is on a lockdown. After donating sizable amount for welfare of medical workers, asking politely and otherwise to other celebrities with egoes to donate and single handedly funding hospitals with her wealth and influence, Katrina Kaif was really bored at home. She was doing all her rooftop workouts and at-home workouts, what she really longed for was some air. After much thought, she got her reebok gear, a sports bra, hoodie and track pants, stretched a little and went for a lil jog around her locality. She got some fresh air, greeted fellow walkers, and wow - is that a chaat place. She saw about 10-15 people line up there, she took a picture and sent it to cops via twitter. Such assembly should not be allowed during social distancing. She continued her run, and heard a motorcycle following her, there were 3 cops on the bikes without masks. She thought to herself “How the fuck is the country supposed to follow laws, when enforcers are not doing it”. They asked her to stop. She took off her one airpod and asked “problem officer?”, cop said “yes, lockdown ke wakt jogging ni karneka madam,” She said sorry, and said she will go straight home.

The cops said “no madam, thaane ana padenga,” she looked at the chaat place from the distance, people still lined up. She understood that they wanted media mileage for busting her on her stardom but didn’t wanna do a job. She put her airpod back on, put her hands on her hips and said “No”. They said something but she couldn’t hear it from the music. She started stretching, the zip of her hoodie started being undone and reveal some of her abs. The cops became impatient, and started approaching her, she took some sanitizer out from her pocket, and rubbed it on her hand. one of them grabbed her wrist, she turned him around and got him in a headlock as if it were a dance. She started to revolve, and soon his legs were waving in air, and she used that to kick the other two, she let him go and he fell about 4 feet away, dizzy and passing out, the other two grabbed their lathis and as they approached to hit her, she blocked one with her forearm and stepped on the other. She turned and kicked the guy who’s lathi was under her leg. He fell, the guy who she blocked came at her again, and hit her in the midsection, the lathi broke and a part of it flew away. She smiled and grabbed his broken lathi as it was in his hand and hit him with it while he was grabbing it 2 times in the shoulder and kicked him. With a move , she kicked up the lathi under her leg as it flew to her hand and she approached the fallen cops and started dissing out some punishment.

The dizzy cop gained consciousness and took off his revoler, she noticed that in nick of time and threw that lathi at his wrist he dropped it. She ran towards it, grabbed it and aimed it at him, then took off the bullets and broke it in half and threw it. She grabbed his collar and pushed him towards his fallen associates, grabbed lathi again and started hitting them, they ran, and she chased em and hit em again.

As she got a lil sweaty from the fight, she blew some of her air of her face. The cops got on their feet and started limping towards their bike. She gave a “huhhhh” expression. She walked athorotatively towards the bike and said .... “Stop with this triple riding bullshit”. The cops gave a confused expression. Two of them were too scared but one of them was just angry, and yelled “jo karna hai karo, hume jaane do”, she told them, “isntead of publicity stunt, you guys should do your job, go stop that chaat gathering and be a good example by following the rules you ask them to follow”. One of the angry cop yelled, “tu hoti kaun hai, hume batane wali”. Katrina got pissed by that comment but she knew she didn’t wanna hurt the police more, she turned around and started walking to the bike. She grabbed the bike from the hugger and bar end weight, she lifted it up, a little, cops were shocked but in awe. She was not stopping, it must have been 250 kgs atleast. She had the bike over her head and said “Do I have your attention now ?”, the cop who said it was prespiring in fear and was about to wet his pants. He said “ we will go there and do our job well, I am so sorry, we disturned you”. She smiled, and then slammed the bike on the floor. It completely destroyed, tires fell out, parts of it were scrambled in all directions, she took some sanitizer out of her pocket again and signalled them to leave and they did.

As katrina walked away from the scene, rubbing sanitizer in her hands, the gas tank of the bike got a spark and a small explosion gave her a more stylish exit as she jogged back home.