Parineeti’s Punching Bag

 The gym was empty, I went there to practice at really odd hours - 3 am. Mostly coz I didn’t want anyone to see how pathetic I was. I would build the strength and stamina and then come at normal hours, Thats what i thought to myself. I did some basic warm up, some push ups , hung from the pull up bar with no pull ups coz i have no arm strength. After fooling around a bit , I thought I would go to the boxing section to punch the bag a little.

I went in and the lights were on. thats odd , who could be up right now. I heard some noises , someone venting in anger. I saw a sand bag moving back and forth , someone was punching it from behind someone strong ! As i moved closer the oscillations of the bag increased and I began to move aside to avoid colliding with the bag. As I did ... the oscillations increased further and I finally got a look at who the strong person was..... and in a powerful punch the person , knocked down the sand bag from its hook and there stood SHE ! PAREINEETI CHOPRA in a white sports bra and shorts..... Still holding her arm up !

It was a sight to behold, I was not used to seeing her like this, in movies i have seen , she was a chubby bubbly girl , here she was covered in sweat , with no make up , boxing gloves , all muscles tight ..... a flat tummy and toned up legs......I was in AWE

She saw me staring and broke the ice “ can i help you ? “ ; i ot conscious ...” ohh ms chopra..... i am a huge fan!”... she narrowed her eyes and gave me a pissed look ....i added further mumbling “ mujhe boxing bag chahiye tha..” ya english lost my tongue ...... i was intimidated. She eased up her look and walked over to her bag and said “Boxin bag to nahi hai , ye last tha !” ... I nodded and turned ....and she added “par..”; i turned around , “ we can spar” ....

“Sparring with each other ??? haha noooooo nooo noooo .... as i said big fan , i would hate to hurt you ! “ ya i was intimidated but i am a man , men don’t raise hands on women.... “C’mon boxing hai !, besides u won’t hurt me ...its sparring , we both get to hit” .... her invitation grew with a smile. I got a bit cocky, “madam , i am very competitive , i can not take a punch without throwing a harder one”. Pari tilted her head and stared at me ...... while she sipped her drink, she stood up and walked over to the incharge table where there was no incharge ..... and signalled me to come with 2 fingers .... I came to the table. She gave me a pen and paper and sat on the table... “write if u get injured physically or psychologically , i am not responsible and you can not take any legal action or media milage” ....”Psychologically ???” .....i asked in exclamation ..” she leaned and came closer “things get interesting in the ring , up for it ?” ... she was at a kissing distance from me ..... she was soooo cute .... whats the harm in agreeing to fight with her, i couldn’t imagine the fun it will be.... I wrote and signed the paper.... she walked to the ring , strapped her tapes and gloves .... drank a lil water ...... and emptied the rest of the bottle on her head..... she was smoking Hot literally! I got in the ring.... she raised her 2 fists , i hit them both , her hands moved a lil , she smiled and then hit my fists .....which went all the way down and back..... damn that was a hard hit... i didn’t know that this signals the starting of the match , so i got a punch from the right , and then from the left and right left right again and an upper cut that sent me flying down to my back..... Head rolled in like the worst hangovers in life .... I was losing consciousness, and i got some pats on cheek i blinked my eyes open and a concerned parineeti held my hand... “ you okay ?” ....”ummm ummmmm “ .... she looked annoyed “I need u to last atleast half an hour !”.... “i wasn’t ready !”.... her pissed expression intensed , are you now ?.......ya i need a minute ......after a minute - i was in full senses , parineeti said “ Go” but didn’t attack... i was on defensive and put my hands on my head.... “are u ever gonna punch!” parineeti threw a right so hard my hands hit my head harder, i got scared and attacked her ... i hit her beautiful face, once twice thrice ...” her neck didn’t even move” .... “ i went full rogue and punched her many times in head and stomach , and kept doing that until she was in corner.... though she was not getting hurt once she was in corner she moved closer and got me in a boxer bear hug and flipped my direction to the corner.... i literally felt as if she lifted me and turned around and placed me there.... once i was in corner she began raining punches..... my head , torso was in soooo much pain , i couldn’t see straight .... she didn’t give so many blows on head as she wanted me to last.... my eyes teared up from the beating.... I wanted it to stop so bad.... she said “awww.....are you crying ?” , my tears became more visible as i burst out like a lil girl “Ssssstooppp” , “You are pathetic” , she continued her assault and I was in so much pain from a relentless female. I decided to think.... i put my elbow up and hit her in the nose.

owww , she screamed and backed off..... her nose was bleeding ... i felt bad but then my eyes were black and nose was bleeding , cuts in face and body , whatever was not so red or blue now ! she gave me an angry look and took off her gloves.... and charged towards me ....”Pathetic cheating mard !” she yelled and caught my hair and neck with one hand and pushed me inside the ring, I fell she climbed the corner as if it were a wall like a ninja and slammed her body on mine.... she then yanked me on my feet ... gave me some really hard blows with her knuckles.......and sent me running to the ropes , i rebound and was in air lifted overhead by parineeti’s Strong arms and had a 6 foot drop ... I bounced on ground and was met with more kicks.....I started crying even more..... and begged her to stop and stop she did !.... then she came and lifted me up with one hand and gave me A hard bitchslap cum sucker punch which knocked out some of my teeth and blacked me out.

a little while later i was getting subconscious, parineeti was whistling and packing her bag , she put on her jacket over her bra, sipped on some water, wore her bag on one shoulder and came back in the ring.... she bent down lifted me up and threw me on another shoulder and then took her phone out and called an ambulance....

she put the phone in jacket pocket and adjusted me in a cradle carry and carried me out of the gym and placed me on the stretcher ... she put her hand on my cheek affectionately and left.

I cannot tell anyone that I was her

PUNCHING BAG