SRK vs SONAKSHI

 and the award goes to king khan : "Shahrukh Khan " ; although much less deserved Sonakshi was excited to announce the best actor award , she never met the king but was looking forward to this movement since she was 9! He came up on stage and she noticed he was actually as tall as her and he took the award and hugged her like he hugs everyone ... Sona hugged him back and it was a little tight , he whispered in her ear ..."bas Moti "


She was mildly offended but smiled for the camera .... She lost her temper completely when in his thank you speech he made some snark comments against Sallu , her mentor .

In the after party , dressed in a Saari , sona took to some drinks and came to srk and said U bloody over rated bastard ...how dare u call me a Moti ... Srk looked around and shyly said " go home " .... Sona came and grab srk by his suit and and hit her forehead head against his , SRK was bewildered before he could see straight he felt feet leave the ground as Sona lifted him putting a hand on his crotch and chest OVERHEAD .... For one second he was dumb with heat and Sona looked around ....she saw him up with pretty eyes and winked and began rotating him in her hands overhead ....he screamed in fear and she left him to hit the floor ....his back hurted with a 6 foot fall but he was happy to land on ground , before he could think , Sona caught him by his throat and lifted him again in a throat lift .... U peice of shit ...how many Filmfares have u won ? 9 ! he replied in fear and pain ... She punched him in stomach 9 painful times as she walked towards a wall and Pinned him inches above floor with one hand ...

Other ppl in the party were shocked to see king khan so mercilessly beaten by Sonakshi Sinha ...Karan Johar tried to interrupt and Sonakshi said "khaamosh" and Karan peed in his pants ...

Everyone in party was scared and didn't wanna interrupt an angry Sona ...meanwhile SRK was in tears and his face was red with fear ... She hit his face thrice more and he started crying .... She left her grip and he fell on his knees ...she said apologize .... Sorry .... Dhang se !!!! .... SRK touched Sona's feet and said sorry Sonakshiji , Sona bent down put her hands on his armpits and lifted him to his feet and turned ...he thought it was over , she gave a bitch slap turning fast which made him leave air and he landed on his feet ...that was for Sallu , she pinned him down on ground and gave 4 punches with alternate hands on his face , his face was all blood and he passed out ....

Sona got up and lifted him in cradle put him on a a table ... And stormed off ....

Party was silent ,... They didn't believe that a 26 year old 4 films old girl beat the shit out of the 44 year old king khan ... Made him cry on her feet and left him unconscious !!!!! It is indeed hard to believe

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