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Avenged by Disha

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 Well we’ll ain’t I lucky. My personality and looks are aggressively average. My name got me into movies. I met Disha during one of our shoots. She was so nice , quite , respectable, and submissive - just my type. She found me irresistible. We had so much sex all the time. She was always up for things with me - food , dance , cars , even gymnastics and work out. I introduced her to my martial arts, gymnastics and weight lifting. She took to it quickly. She started small and we started working out separately. One day I went to gym late and saw someone had loaded 5 plates on each side. As far as I knew, there was no power lifting competitors in our gym. Disha came by looking sweaty hot and as I tried to stop her to talk, she walked past me with stealy determination. she loaded 2 more plates on each side , she got in her sumo stance with impeccable form, lifted 4 times my PR. I thought that was impressive so I started filming it but it was not a PR, she did 10 reps. Her thighs looked ...

SRK vs Sonakshi 2023

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Therapist: How long has it been ? SRK: 8 years.  Therapist: It’s time to let go, compartmentalize your fear in your brain. You have come so far. You’ve made a comeback. You’re fitter than ever. I am sure this sonaq.. SRK: Sonaquest  Therapist: yeah, this sonaquest is a figment of your imagination. You had a less than respectable movement at that award ceremony and she in her youth, beat you. This doesn’t mean Sonakshi Sinha goes around emasculating men. She is just a girl. You’re stronger than her , and way more powerful. Always remember. That’s our time.  SRK: thank you !  As SRK drove back from his therapist back to mannat. He  saw a poster of his recent success “pathaan” where audiences cheered as he beat up a guy three times his size ans romanced a woman taller than him. His insecurities were driven away as he drove with panache. He reached his palatial residence and saw a Range Rover parked outside. He went in and saw in his living room, he had a guest - it...

Kriti Sanon vs The Scarlett Witch

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 A lot was going down in Earth 81-whatever. Dr. Steven Strange and a multiversal traveller had crashed into it. Their presence confused and destabilized reality. Dr. Strange was notorious for causing incursions. The mightiest heroes of the universe, the illumanati brought him forth for a hearing - Sorcerer supreme, leader of mutants, keeper of terrigen mist, super soldier captain carter, captain marvel, and Reed Richards deliberated over fate of Strange and the child. There was a breach in illumnati headquarters, sentries showed the Scarlett witch, violently and effortlessly ripping through hordes of robots in her signature costume. She was savage, robot limbs were turning to dust and the illumnati intercepts her. Proffessor X saw his team leave and became a bit concerned and tapped into the remote cerebro. He had a school of gifted but he needed someone more capable. Scarlett witch is a creature of unfathomable power who can rewrite reality at will. Who can match that ? Well, the ...