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The Goat pub: Bounced

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As a relatively giant yet unqualified person who loves to hang out at bars, bouncer was an obvious career choice. I grew up on mean streets of the city, tried my hand in crime and after an unpleasant experience while mugging a couple, I let it all go to be a bouncer at the goat pub. It was a standard irish club with a choice of whiskeys, dark irish beers like guiness, good music, some food. It was rarely full, maybe on big party nights and big football games. Aside from tussle or an argument here and there, there wasn't much to do. I occasionally checked IDs to avoid underage drinkers. If someone got too drunk, I would escort em out. I liked it a lot, in fact I developed a crush on one of the bartenders - Sophia. She was spunky, full of life, around 5'6" in height, blonde, and slightly broader than your average girl, not fat. She had a Tiger tattoo on her shoulder and dragon tattoo on her thigh, she usually wore black mini-skirts and crop tops. I loved talking to her durin...

8th time was down right bonkers - A long continuing humiliating lift and carry story

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For beginners to the story, Geet is a seemingly awesome 5'3 woman with uncanny resemblance to Sara ali khan. She beat the crap out of me in school. She did so again in college when I was a jock (she cradled me and we fucked). I persevered through and joined the air force and became a decorated officer, got married, had kids, and she beat the shit out of me in front of my kids. I decided to retaliate and lost to her worse in front of my wife. Last time, me and my wife went confronted her and we both took a little beating but came out better. I never want to see her again. 5 years passed. My kids grew up. I moved on from the military and joined the defense department. I was very successful there and was chosen the Alum of the decade by my high school for my work with the defense department. I usually avoid my school re-unions but this time they really pleaded to me and my wife to attend. I was tantalized and horrified by the idea of seeing maybe Geet again. Apart from our unfortunate...