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Mauled - All too easy

This is mostly a safe neighborhood. I won't say that once in a while, I pull a knife on unsuspecting fancy dressed men or women and get cash - at least $3000 on a good day, sometimes they are cashless wusses and I snag some expensive item they have....all too easy. Life was good until ....I met Lacy. There was this couple, the guy was skinny built 6'3", a little taller than me, and the girl - uff ....5'3" coming up to 5'5" in heels. She was cute, in a shimmering shiny silver little dress, looked like a snack. The guy was wearing boring black shirt and jeans with a baseball hat. Business will be good, they took a turn into the alley and started to make out - all too easy. I tapped the dude on his shoulder who turned around, and I sucker punched him clean on the floor. The girl yelled as I pulled the knife out and put it on her neck and gestured a finger on my lips silencing her. The guy pleaded not to harm her. I looked at him and smiled and said, you got ...

Catfishing or Catfished - A sweet lift and carry story

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I matched with this girl on Tinder - who was honestly too good to be true. She had girl next door vibe, nerdy, all her pictures were in indian clothes or plain sweet t shirts. I guess everyone puts better than their best foot forward. I have exaggerated my height and strength with some photoshop magic so I can get some matches.We hit up really well. I didn't mention that I have a PhD because that intimidates some girls. I liked how funny she was, she liked how smart I am. We decided to meet for our first date at this upscale restaurant. I dressed up in my coolest flack shirt and chinos. I think I cleaned up well, I rolled my sleeves up to give an impression of the strong dude I projected on Tinder.  I arrived there 10 minutes early and got our table set up, ordered some wine and held the flowers. This hottie in a nice red dress walked in, my eyes should be looking for my date but they were set on her. She checked in with the hostess and walked right to me - it was Rhea, she was 5 m...