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Kareena vs Katrina : The lesson

  it was finally the day of the wedding. the beautiful bride katrina kaif was marrying the scion of kapoors ranbir. This happy occasion was to be graced by all of bollywood and the family. kareena and saif were hesitating to go since katrina literally handed bebo her ass Twice and reduced her nawab hubby to a rag doll publicaly. karishma was persistent that bebo should come for family. It was a christian wedding, no one had the guts to go against the bri kat on her decision of how the wedding should be. that didn't stop kapoors from being dressed in traditional clothes. ranbir was wearing a suit and a tie which saiod "Katrina's bitch" ... no one seemed to mind all that; just before the bride was supposed to enter, kareena got scared and panicked , she didn't wanna face katrina again. she tried running and kat came ........ "kahin ja rahi ho sis in law ?" kareena scared out of wits shivered and went back to her place. katrina looked stunning, she walked w...

Katrina vs Kareena : the rematch

 A fter humiliating defeat from katrina, kareena became a different person, her pride was hurt, she began training extensively, she also focused on getting stronger than before, she started putting on more time at gym without eating. The result was a super lean sexy size zero physique. One day she was punching a punching bag , relentlessly and saif bought her a burger. Kareena threw the plate rudely and grabbed saif and lifted him.... I cannot eat that - I cannot be fat till katrina begs at my feet for mercy ! jao protien shake leke aao..... and threw him , saif fell a feet far on the floor surprised by her beautiful wife's power. Though she looked light and lean and all bones , extensive training really made her more powerful.     At the fighting arena they fought in last time , there was crowd for katrina's dance performace, she was going to launch a film there with yash raj. Katrina arrived late and a media person, arrogantly asked her why she was late, she gave him a ...

Queen of bollywood: Kareena vs Katrina

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           There can be only one queen on the throne . But how she achieves it is another story . Some come from other lands , fight , compete and conquer and others are simply born to rule . Kareena is the child of the family premiere . Her beauty is genetical and pure . Her body was ripped in shape by rigorous dieting . Even when she was not size zero , she is a sight to behold . Katrina is a foreigner , who by her beauty and charm has made her place in this industry . Their movies were not enough to conclude who is better ; but there can only be one queen . An arena was set , with over thousands of ppl who wanted to know who their queen was . ....chalia chalia chalia ........... The song played ..... Kareena walked In the ring sassily , her looks were killer , her lean body was vision to behold , in a white bikini top and and shorts , her midriff was enchanting . She walked as a lioness proud ..... Untill , shiela ...shiela ki jawani jawani !!!! Played b...

Batman & superman vs Katrina Kaif : dawn of justice

  After the avengers fell to the mercy of Bollywood queen Katrina Kaif , she turned into an international phenomena . While the fans of the girl idolised her , the faction of avengers supporters the UN to control her . She was formally invited to the United States Gotham City for an orientation. In a worldwide press meet attended by various super heroes , Kat stated that why taking down the avengers particularly was important . She became an icon , girls across the world hit the gyms and got fit and beat the shit out of those who oppressed them . Secretly UN was sick of superheroes bullshit too . They meddled in lives , called aliens made unlikely AIs and were a huge source of inconvenience . So was superman whose every fight became a destruction fest and batman, a superhero with grudges that attracted villains to Gotham , UN asked Katrina to bring them in line . Kat instantly got to mission . Superman was in the Conference as a reporter Clark Kent . She wore glasses and dressed as...