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Deepika vs Katrina : queen of Bollywood

  After shehenshah ; there were the Khans but since the king khan got beaten to pulp by the daughter of sinha : sonakshi in public ppl refuse to see him beat goons and fly cars as before .....bollywood is ruled by more capable ppl , the age of kings is over , it's ruled by queens.... Though sonakshi got the ball rolling but she has long way to go in acting and in looks . Deepika and Katrina had an impeccable record and they hated each other . Deepika came out from nowhere and showed her legs and awesome mid section to win her fans while Katrina was struggling with hindi in bollywood. However Deepika hated her for being a firang and conquering her land . One night a director was out to cast his heroine and chose Katrina over Deepika .... Deepika was asked by a journalist abt the same , Deepika got angry and broke his Mike as if it was a candy stick . "Wo firang se mera koi competition Nahi hai " .... That night Deepika was in rage ... Awards - big banner films everything t...

Katrina Kaif vs Iron Man

  Tony stark was a very pompous and powerful super hero . Out to take care of some unrest in India ; he flied in his suit and poked his nose into every political and social matter of every country . He was quite a star ... So his popularity in Bollywood also soared . He was present at every party , every heroine was fascinated by him except Kat ..... One night stark in his ironman suit came to Katrina's apartment . She was doing yoga in a sports bra and yoga pants . "Wanna go for a ride ? " he barged in .... Katrina was not amused , she came close and said irritatedly " haven't u heard to knock ?" ... "I don't need to , I am a super hero !, not some Bollywood nut job " ....."Mr stark , please leave ....or " ..... "Or what " .... " or I will teach u a lesson in manners , U don't wish to learn " ......"is that a threat ?" ....."was" "Too late !" Katrina ran towards him and gave a fly...